Penguin, Not Pangolin Lyrics

A penguin is not a pangolin

Even though their names sound a little bit the same

A penguin is a bird that swims in the sea

A pangolin's a mammal that digs a hole under a tree

A penguin eats fish and a pangolin eats ants

They won't eat each other's dinner cos they'd never have the chance

A penguin has feathers that are specially modified

A pangolin is hairy but it has a scaly hide

Presented with this evidence I'm sure that you'll agree

A penguin is not a pangolin

An antelope is not an anteater

Even though their names sound a little bit the same

An antelope has hoofs to help it run the best

An anteater has claws to get inside a termite's nest

An antelope has horns that are handy in a fight

But an anteater with horns would give me an awful fright

Antelopes abound on the plains of Africa

While anteaters are found in South America

Presented with this evidence I'm sure that you'll agree

An antelope is not an anteater

A moose is not a mouse you know

Even though their names sound a little bit the same

A moose is very large while a mouse is very small

A mouse is somewhat short while a moose is rather tall

A mouse can only squeak in its tiny little voice

When a moose decides to bellow it makes a lot of noise

A mouse builds a nest to keep it nice and warm

A moose lives in the forest and must weather every storm

Presented with this evidence I'm sure that you'll agree

A moose is not a mouse, oh no

Even though these animals sound similar in name

When you look a little closer, they're not the same