Lymph Nodes Exploding, Like, Wow! Mixea Lyrics

The ground is shifting beneath your feet

You're like O-M-G, oh my G-O-D

I'm like F-U-C, add a K-E-D, N-O-W

But why did you wanna get off when you could've got on

If they were selling tickets to Mars

There'd be more nuts than in candy bars

Wanting to go to a planet so red

Even the people there think they've been bled

Lymph nodes exploding like, NOW

The horizon, like, full of white knights

And I'm like, what the fuck ya doing tonight

I know a damsel in distress

And a dragon that needs slaying

And a whole lot of wenches

Need a whole lot of laying

Oh no, not me

No one in my family has had Hodgkin's lymphoma before

Casper wasn't a friendly ghost

And frankly, he was sort of a prick

He was always about himself

Even when his mother was sick

Ghosts have mothers, yes, it's true

This may be some news to you

And to those of us who know so well

We all think Casper should rot in hell

I form my opinions

His judgment's on the topics of the day

In a very leisurely way

He takes a little bit of time to make up his mind

It usually takes me about a month or two

To decide if I'm yay or nay

On the issues of the day

More like six months

Seriously, I'm so serious

What the fuck is going on

Skip to my Lou, my darling

All you have left is to skip to my Lou, Lou

Skip to my Lou, my darling

All you have left is to skip to my Lou, my Lou

Oh, take a train till the end of the night

Take a train, take a train, take a train

Oh, take a train till the end of the night

Take a train, take a train, take a train