Reindeer Dilettante Lyrics

There she is, artist of the hour

At a counter in the cafe

A one-grey-haired sage

Half my age

Scrolling Ulysses

Chewing on vegan cheese

Here in my old haunt

What a dilettante

She's off to the corner

For an avocado smoothie

Wearing what I wore

In 1993

What's she thinking

She's so groovy

She's the cast

Of her own movie

Indie drama dark but funny

How does she make money

I want you

Want you to

Think that I

Have something

That I have something too

How do I make money

Determine who's my honey

The book says keep it up Mac

You're obsolete unless you're up and running

Give me airport bar downers

Slide a cock n' tail down the counter

Gonna fly to Alaska

To melt my cold heart

With the Reindeer and my... dilettantitis

I want you

Want you to

Think that I

Have something

That I have something too