Save the whales, eat a dolphin Lyrics

They always get caught in our fishing nets

And they are too bloody big to keep as pets

People say their songs sound sweet

But all I see is a shitload of meat

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales

So grab your plate and prepare to be fed

I'm going to harpoon right through his head

Gather 'round there's plenty here

Gorge on porpoise, get drunk on beer

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales

So tell your kids not to cry

There's nothing wrong with dolphin stir fry

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales, eat a dolphin

Save the whales