Inaction Figure Lyrics

You're the figure

Of the speech

You're the center

Oh leech

Up the bleach

Preach

Can't unteach

An old dog every trick

To bootlick

Not fetch but wretch

And shake a stick

Social butterfly kick

Apply lipstick

Kiss them where

It hurts the most and boast and toast and send prayer

And say take care

Knives there

There's no one to spare

When you go on air

So beware

Dolly plays a game of warfare

White skin, teeth, almost hair

Goldilocks killed the bear

Off screen doesn't mean

Not a star

Who do you think you are

In your piece of shit car

I'm a salad bar czar in my Jaguar

I have followers, screen drawn wallowers

And you're subpar

For an abrupt u-turn to earn true concern

It'd be in your lane

And though it was all the same

You should know my name

And of my fame

And you're to blame

For being America's bane

Go back to the shithole country

From whence you came

The fake blonde puts her sunglasses on

And drives away

After smirking, to say

Enjoy your day

She sips on her melted latte

She is the baddest bitch of the bay

God every man would say

I would have her anytime of day

She scrolls on her phone, making way

Oh what a doll

Does she age at all

Fox on Fox News y'all

As a stand-in or means to stall

Barbie got a recall

She played sorority volleyball

And is qualified to yell about whatever the hell

She damn well needs to sell

A caked up coked up bombshell

Knows how to tell

Those with one brain cell

How Alexander graham bell

Was a socialist like Dave chapel

The vaccine has the viral cell

How they're all part of a cartel

And fuck a fucking Public health mandate

What about out wealth, doesn't it state

Land of the free

I think the fuck not I see

Francis Scott key

Did not die for our liberty

When it's now up to me

To ask if I die why can't she?

Later: libs, we must disagree

Oh finally on her phone alone

Sigh like she passed a kidney stone

Comment: fucking nazi clone

A cunt with no backbone

She sobs, sticks a stones

Next: I'd like to get her alone

They love me the trolls just groan

Her brain is made of silicone

Scroll scroll scroll throw her a bone

Pavlov's dog at the tone

America is cancelled she shall moan

Now it's time for the news

Hit snooze

There she is, flitting through reviews

Sparking over the views

Facebook status muse

How many pounds do I need to lose

Jesus wept have you heard

Obama killed a small bird

My child's cartoon said the f-word

No bitch I haven't heard the absurd

Cause I'm not in the herd

I bet I could guess your password

But it'd be blurred

Because all the words are slurred

You're vapid cunt on the crossword

Stupid fucking mocking bird

Law of thermodynamics, here's the third

The world will never be at peace

For people who never cease

To increase

A shitstorm for a press release

Fuckery deconstructs us piece by piece

Your people are like roadside geese

Not just the ones that wear the sheets

But shallow elites

Framing tweets

History repeats

Because it can't tell

The hair gel filled bombshell

From an empty shell

So what else do we know

Other than to go

In circles to and fro

The blank page lets us know

That we have nothing to show

Not sold in stores whores

This bitch is free

Not in the way they say

This land's supposed to be

She's coming to your tv

She's coming through your IV

To tell your kids be like me

To tell your kids monkey see

But this show is not reality

Bitch Barbie is a nobody