Freezer Pizza Lyrics

Long day of work and I need a drink

Nothing in the kitchen but the dishes in the sink

No vegetables and no raw meat

The only thing to do is preheat

I watch Food Network I watch food porn

Wishing I could use that new art form

Hey sweet baby, don't you think maybe

We could find us brand new recipe

But the only ingredient is

Freezer Pizza

Been a long time good to keep in touch

You asked what I'd been up to and I said not much

You found an apartment in a cool neighborhood

Relationship's steady and the job's been good

But there's a reason I don't talk about myself

Ingredients collecting dust on the shelf

You said you had somewhere you needed to be

You said you're glad things are going well for me

But things aren't going well if I'm eating

Freezer Pizza

Freezer Pizza, like a dad after divorce

Freezer Pizza, when life is nothing but remorse

Freezer Pizza, someday I'll care about my health

Freezer Pizza, someday I'll cook for myself

I can clean up and I can shave

But I'm still just a fork and a microwave

You can count on me, I can build your trust

But if I'm not full of shit than I'm full of crust

Naturally rising from my

Freezer Pizza