Oh No. Lyrics

I got caught again

Guess I couldn't keep it in my head

What I thought of them

Such a naughty boy

Whoops So unfortunate

Should've bought a second phone

For every time I talked to them

Now I'm standing here alone

Stranded in the porch again

Banging on my own door

Just trying to get to talk to her

All the Neighbours gauping in

So they could film the awkwardness

All up on their phones recording it

There's like four of them

All my stuff in bags

All over the lawn again

And all she want to ask

Is, who the is Laura then

Fus roe dah

When she dashed the ornaments

Used to be so ladylike

Now she want a war with men

She was a doll

Now she's cracking up like porcelain

Doesn't really sip drink

But now she finish all of it

Heard the glass smash

Right after she poured the gin

Hold up wait a min

Need to think, so let the chorus in

Ahhh nahh, I think I missed it

Her temper wasn't tiny

When I risked it for a biscuit

Now she's on the phone

To her sister going ballistic

Check my whatsapp

It was an image of her wrist slit

Why would you do that

How could you do that

What are you doing

Continue the story

I'm being sick on the floor

Dropped my I-phone

Struggle to pick up my thoughts

Hear the ringtone

But she wouldn't pick up the call

Brace myself against the porch

And I kick in the door

Picture it all

As I walk down this miserable Hall

Thinking if this was a film

It should win an award

Admit, my decisions were poor

But how can I live with this all

Sure you can envision the gore

Kitchen tissue a gauze

Blood on the scissors its raw

Apply pressure on her arm

Prevent the arterial pour

She sits calm

Just watching it drip on the floor

Who would've thought

That Dipping this broad

Would lead me

To a trip to the morgue

Or down the station

Filling out a witness report

Lessons for a cheater

Learn from these sickening thoughts

The grass ain't greener

It's such a slippery slope

Look to my left

And I see that she'd written a note

I try and read it through my tears

But my vision distorts

I hit my fist on the wall

Claim her suspicions are false

Whatever Watch me die slow

You can go live with this oh

Silly girl

Why couldn't we sit here and talk

Oh, You want to listen now

Well you never listened before