Bedtime Story Lyrics

I woke up this morning yawnin' and scratchin' my eyes

Looked at my clock oh shit it's 9

I gotta wake up and I still gotta shower

To get school it'll take me bout an hour

And when I get class the teach'll be pissed

She'll call me out on the homework I missed

I'll be embarrassed

Not only that she'll make a call out to my parents

So I'm runnin' top speed tryna get to class

Walkin' fast bustin' my ass

It started to rain on me forgot my umbrella

Damn I didn't check the weather

Ah man now I'm soakin' wet

But if ditch class my parents gonna be so upset

The thought of that made me run a lil faster

Suddenly Damn a distraction

I look across the street I see this fine girly

Her ass was fat and her hair was curly

I walked over to her and we started conversing

Actually well it was more like flirting

I asked what her name was she said "Call me Shirley"

I'm only 19 this girl looks 30

I asked what she do "I'm a woman of the clergy"

"What!??!!!" "Sweetie … you heard me"

Ah hell nah Ima have to dip

And get the heck up outta here

I still got get my ass to school

Karma come around the corner boys in blue

Damn another stump in my road

Shoulda set my alarm like I was told

That's the end

That's how the story goes

They looked and asked what you doin out this early

Told em' the story how I'm tryna get to class and I met a fine girly

I thought they'd believe me surely

They didn't put me in the back of the cop car

Now I'm on the way to the station

My heart is pacin' damn this is crazy

Get there and my parents just waitin'

Got home torn a new one know what I'm sayin

My ass was red go on boy get yo ass to bed

Don't ever let nothin like this happen again

I won't yeah I already know

Cause that's how the story really should go