Blind Man's Bluff Lyrics

I was sitting on your sofa just the other night

You were standing in the kitchen

You were trying to grab a bite

You were whining about your loved ones like a kitten in the rain

When suddenly the lights went out nobody can explain

It's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you

I start to think I've touched you because I'm feeling something warm

When a brilliant bolt of lightening flashes freshly from the storm

It was a crazy revelation nearly knocked me off my feet

What I was holding was a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the street

It's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you

And with my arms around your body I always start to pant

You tell me that you love me then you tell me that you can't

You tell me that you're lonely but still you want to be alone

You tell me that I can call you but still you don't even have a phone

It's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you

Then you say that you might see me some night when I'm at work

But you tell me not to look for you I must look like a jerk

Walking around this barroom with my eyelids pasted shut

And wondering why I've got this empty feeling in my gut

It's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you

So I finally get to sleep with my kitty in my bed

When I started hearing voices saying look at him he's dead

I tried to wake my heart up but it couldn't hear a sound

It's buried in a casket almost six feet underground

Where it's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you

So you're setting up the candles while I'm turning down the light

And we're sitting there stark naked and I'm thinking that we might

You look into my eyes and say you're ready for some screwing

When I suddenly realize that I don't know what I'm doing

It's pitch black I'm half blind but I feel for you

And sometimes when I'm dreaming I can see the sun come up

It turns into a nightmare when the whole damn thing blows up

The stars begin exploding and I'm lost in outer space

And no matter how I try I just can't see your face

It's pitch black honey I'm half blind but I feel for you