Curse Of The Cockroach Lyrics

The Curse of the Cockroach

Sitting on this barstool acting like the poet

Still I've got a broken heart but I ain't gonna show it

I know I'd be alright I'd never shed another tear

If I could only stop this cockroach from swimming in my beer

He's doing the backstroke

He's doing the crawl

He's ordering pizza

He's shouting last call

He's spending my paycheck

I'm feeling slighted

He's throwing the world's biggest beer mug party

And I ain't invited

Now you can have your sexy women in their overpriced perfume

You can have the love I cherished

You can lock it in a tomb

You can have my songs my sing alongs my words and my good cheer

If you'd only stop this cockroach from swimming in my beer

He's doing the backstroke

He's doing the crawl

He's ordering pizza

He's shouting last call

He's spending my paycheck

And I'm feeling slighted

He's throwing the world's biggest beer mug party

And I ain't invited

Now they say time goes on forever

Ah but all good things must end

I said what about the bad things and the things I can't defend

You could blow the world to pieces

You could nuke it for a year

Still this cursed cockroach would be swimming in my beer

He's doing the backstroke

He's doing the crawl

He's ordering pizza

He's shouting last call

He's spending my paycheck

And I'm feeling slighted

He's throwing the world's biggest beer mug party

And I ain't invited

He's doing the backstroke

He's doing the crawl

He's ordering pizza

He's shouting last call for alcohol

With my paycheck

And I'm feeling slighted

He's throwing the world's biggest beer mug party

And I ain't invited