Don't Tell Your Wife About This Game Lyrics

Don't tell your wife about this game

You can do anything in this game

All your wildest fantasies: You can play now!

This is the sexiest game

There are times in a life that you're living in tandem

When it's best to keep some secrets unshown

There are games that your wife, well she won't understand them

So I guess you've got to play them alone

And the controls are precise

And the gameplay loop feels so nice

And you'll find you won't mind the experience grind

'Cause it's well defined and concise

And it'll remind you of all the games

You and your wife used to play

But that time has died, 'cause you haven't tried in two years

So why start today?

Don't tell your wife about this game

You can do anything in this game

All your wild fantasies: You can play now!

This is the sexiest game

Your hero grows with all the choices you make

By the endgame you'll feel so strong (strong)

And the in-app purchases are not pay-to-win

And you've been taking her for granted, relationship disenchanted

Haven't had a real talk in so long

All the intact hurt just makes the love feel too thin

Because when you said I do, you didn't do it with enough follow through

And though the match has been made the text that's displayed

Says you're still in the queue

And you will find any explanation to keep your mind from the truth

(THE TRUTH) that you better have treated your better half better, but you're too sad

(THE TRUTH) that you used to laugh together when you saw a very bad mobile game ad

And you refuse to look up a guide cause you think you're way too smart

And the build that you've built together is falling apart

And you want to go back to a previous save, but you're too proud to restart

(Don't tell your wife about this game)

(Don't tell your wife about this game)

(Don't tell your wife about this game)

'Cause it'll just break her heart