Shotgun Monkey Lyrics

I'm five foot two in a platform shoe

Skinny as a garden rake

My hair's too long, my face is all wrong

I'm a bow legged, hump backed snake

But I'm Rock'n'Roll, I'm Blues, I'm Soul

I'm the coolest cat in the game

A Shotgun Monkey, adrenalin junkie

Everybody knows my name

Don't you know who I am

I'm the Monkey Man

It's Bare-Knuckle Hanna causing all the drama

She's a blue rinse bar-room queen

She's 300 pounds and a long way round

But she made a man outta me

The main attraction, always ready for action

A cool crisp one of a kind

I'll tell you now, she's a hell of a girl

And she like a little monkey sometimes

Don't you know who I am

I'm the Monkey Man

Don't you know who I am

I'm the Monkey Man

To let you understand, I'm a dangerous man

A stone cold sultan of swing

I'm a hard rockin', three chord guitar god

A finger pickin' YaYa king

Well hallelujah, it's been good to know you

But I gotta be on my way

So long my friend, I'll see you again

And don't you forget my name

Don't you know who I am

I'm the Monkey Man