Big Cake Lyrics

(Tell em what you want)

Yeah I want a big cake on my birthday (hell yeah)

Something sweet like a chocolate slice

I said I want a big cake on my birthday

As long as it's home made then it's gonna taste nice, yeah

Bake it from scratch and let me take a couple bites

I wanna get it on my face, I ain't being polite

I said I want a big cake on my birthday

As long as it's home made then it's gonna taste real nice

I want a cake, I want a slice of chocolate

I want to taste when the caramel is inside of it

I put my fork in and I say oh, damn

Cuz that's a nice cake, I can tell I'm bout to slam, and I

I think I want a glass of milk too

Shit, it's my birthday. I might as well pour two

One for me and one for you, yeah right

I'm bout to drink both, you can't tell me what to do

Yeah I want a big cake on my birthday (hell yeah)

Something sweet like a chocolate slice

I said I want a big cake on my birthday

As long as it's home made then it's gonna taste nice, yeah

Put it on my plate and serve it up right

You know I'm gonna eat the whole damn thing tonight

I said I want a big cake on my birthday

As long as it's home made then it's gonna taste real nice

I take a bite and to my delight

I find out there's a tiny ass present inside

Looks like a little piece of paper all folded in half

So I open it up and I start to laugh

It says go check in the driveway

I walk out and it's Ariana Grande (what)

She starts singing some song about falling in love

So I run back inside, there's only one thing that I'm thinking of

Yeah I want a big cake on my birthday (hell yeah)

Something sweet like a chocolate slice

I said I want a big cake on my birthday

As long as it's home made then it's gonna taste nice, yeah

Stack it up to a ridiculous height

You should go a little higher, why you being uptight

I said I want a big cake on my birthday

As long as it's home made then it's gonna taste real nice

Cody, look what we got you

Is it that truck across the street

No, it's Ariana Grande, silly

She's right there ready to perform for your birthday

And then I get the truck across the street

No, it's—the truck is not your present

The—your present is Ariana Grande

She's gonna perform any song you want

Okay, does she know any Green Day songs

No, she only is gonna sing Ariana Grande stuff

Ask for Ariana Grande music

Okay, what about the one where she's lucky

No, that's Britney Spears

Are you sure

That's a Britney Spears song from like 1999

Okay, well I'm sorry

I don't know a lot of Ariana Grande, all right

Yeah, I can tell

I'm—I'm glad she's here

Great

You wanna come eat some cake, Ariana

Um, sure