forniphilia Lyrics

Keep me around

I'll be your doorstop

Your arm rest

And when the heavies clamp down

Will I become

All you have left to lean on?

With love, my dear, you said

"I will furnish your life from now on"

Bent over backwards

I stood the test

But now I have an aching in my shoulder

There is an imprint your legs have left

Right across my stomach

"Can you come see me tonight?"

No thanks, I don't want to

You know I'm not as sturdy as your couch

Stay still so long till it breaks me

Something still ain't sitting right

Bent over backwards

I stood the test

But now I have an aching in my shoulder

There is an imprint your legs have left

Right across my stomach