The Zoo Lyrics

You asked me to serve your divorce papers at the zoo

When I tell the story my friends think it isn't true

My mom says you sound like a poorly written character

In a young adult novel, the way you crave the melodrama

Asking to serve your divorce papers at the zoo

I'm keeping a note in my phone of the shit you'd say

So I won't forget you were selfish in every way

Like how you were seeing that girl when you were out of town

Then came home complaining that I was not accommodating

Holding my tongue just to listen to shit you'd say

I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life

But if you felt a little of my pain, I wouldn't mind

When you're laying in your bed and you forget the things you said

Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you

You said it's because I'm a woman I didn't cheat

As if somehow I couldn't want more than what you offered me

You cried in my car when I said you could not stay at the house

Like I should be sorry, why don't you call Mr. Hardy

I'm busy being a woman waiting faithful and holy

I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life

But if you felt a little of my pain, I wouldn't mind

When you're laying in your bed and you forget the things you said

Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you

I know you'll act like all these songs are kinda funny to you

But I hope it kinda hurts when you remember how I knew you

It sucks how well I listened and it sucks how much you didn't

Cuz you're the one who's living with a million consequences

I'm not trying to embarrass you or ruin your life

But if I never saw your face again, I wouldn't mind

When you're lonely in your bed and you're forgetting why I left

Let me remind you and say thanks for making it easy not to miss you

Ohh

Thanks for making it easy not to miss you