Veggie Medley Lyrics

You need to eat your vegetables

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

I want you to clean your plate

(Eat them all! Eat them all!)

The dog doesn't need your vegetables

(Slipping food to the dog! Slipping food to the dog!)

I know that when you put it in your mouth, you place it in a tissue

And if you think I know, you try and change the issue!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

You are growing and you need your veggies

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

If you think that I'll just forget

(You are so wrong! You are so wrong!)

You're gonna' have to eat them sooner or later

(Now or then! Now or then!)

If you don't eat them hot, you're going to eat them cold

If you don't eat them new, you're going to eat them old

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Thank you

I'm sorry that I left you in the science lab

Did they do experiments on you?

They turned you into a vegetable

Your roots are growing, your chlorophyll is showing

I'm so sorry that I left you on the garden gate

Where you now sit and vegetate

You are now not human, now not normal, you're a veggie on my plate

Now I'm eating your left side, for your right side I already ate!

I put you in the blender, I put you in the grate, I even put you in a jug of V8!

You did not come from outer space, but I dip you in my cheese

You make my guests smile, and say

May I have some more please?

So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!

So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!

So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!

There once was a human, who had a vegetable garden

And when he sprayed with toxic waste, all the vegetables would harden

Pick all the vegetables up

Stir them in a cup

Make some vegetable stew

That will really make him drool

A broccoli and a squash were the human's friends

He studied the vegetable language, and learned all the vegetable trends

Oh cauliflower, brussel sprouts—I eat them while I'm in or out

Oh cabbage, lettuce and carrots—I feed them to my parrots

Oh broccoli, celery, turnips—I medicate them to burn-ups

Asparagus, eggplants, and peas—They're good for making teas

Lima beans, string beans, and baked beans—You've got to get what I means

Please don't give me the meats, I'd rather be eating me beets

Oh help me, help me, help me, I think I'm a vegetable junkie!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!

So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!

A lima bean was on my plate, and a rotten date

I like lima beans—vegetables can talk inside of high-pitched voices

They make their own choices

They have veins and skin, but not blood within

Just paste—the kind you eat in kindergarten

Just paste—but green, not white, like kindergarten

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Just paste—the kind you eat in kindergarten

Just paste—but green, not white, like kindergarten

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

I push aside the date, and attempt to communicate with the lima bean

Vegetables can talk, but I just realized something

This vegetable is dead, now nothing can be said

I'll just have to eat my food, and strip the vegetable nude

And eat paste—the kind you eat in kindergarten

Paste—but green, not white, like kindergarten

Green not white like kindergarten!

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

Please eat your veggies! Please eat your veggies!

(Eat them now! Eat them now!)

So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!

So I sing to you a vegetable serenade!