Brendan Egan Lyrics

Don't know where to begin

He's kind of tall and he's rather thin

Not quite skinny but lithe, you see

With lean muscles you'd call sinewy

Long healthy hair with a moderate wave

Tattoos a plenty, to the ink he's a slave

He tends some bar, He's slightly bohemian

But he could be a stand up comedian

He's serving up the lines

He's tossing out the quips

Over and over

The jokes and the bits

Again and again and again and again and again

He's Brendan Egan

Again and again and again and again and again

He's Brendan Egan

One More Time

Don't know where to begin

He's kind of tall and he's rather thin

Not quite skinny but lithe, you see

With lean muscles you'd call sinewy

Long healthy hair with a moderate wave

Tattoos a plenty

To the ink he's a slave

He tends some bar

He's slightly bohemian

But he could be a stand up comedian

He's serving up the lines

He's tossing out the quips

Over and over

The jokes and the bits

He'll make you laugh

Again and again And he can, he's Brendan Egan

Hold up, an addendum to this

We can't forget about his bowling prowess

Patrols the lanes like it's his fate

New grip who's this? that's one ninety-eight

If this keeps up he'll be on his way

Punch his ticket to the PBA

We won't forget where it all began

The humble beginnings of Brendan Egan

Again and again and again and again and again

Again and again and again and again and again

He's Brendan Egan