Fake Tans Lyrics

When we met, I thought you were a gorge

Said that man is a canyon waiting on a pour

And they tell me: you're just a crack in a summer night's sleep

But in the streetlight's pool I know, this is a hole I'm going to keep

When he says I'm not in a truck waiting outside

I'm not something you do next time

I'm just a gate that you left open

And you'll never forget about it

Never forget about him

So I get desperate I call in to the midnight radio

Gonna tell the Wolfman I feel like no one ever has before

And don't tell me, people have always been sweating

When I'm sweating through the months you used to

Have to get a fake tan

And he says, I'm not in a truck waiting outside

I'm not something you do next time

I'm just a gate that you left open

And you'll find no precedent for this:

It's never been as hot as it is

But then, guess I don't need that fake tan