Snakes are really good at squeezing into small spaces, just like the rodents they eat Lyrics

I'm a little burned out on pretty things

I wish I had a better personality

But things aren't always what they seem

You want something soft and feathery

And I'm all teeth

I wanna hide under a rock

In the dark lately

I don't really care what anybody thinks about me visually

I know I ain't much to look at

But can you feel me

Slithering

In the dark baby

I don't really care about much of anything

But you're the type to kill me

And if you ever get lonely

Just remember

Snakes are all around you

They're just really good at hiding

I would not recommend trying to kiss me

But if you just need someone to keep you company

You could try a rock

Or an insect

Or someone with

Similar intellect

And that would include me

But you and I

We're gonna get along just fine

Just as long as you promise

Not to step on me

But you can you feel me

Slithering

In the dark baby

I don't really care about much of anything

But you're the type to kill me

I know I know

You can't even look at me

You want to pretend like I don't exist

I make you want to throw up

You want to hit me with a shovel

You have to keep your eyes on me at all times

Just to verify that I'm not hiding somewhere where I'll surprise you when you least expect it

You call your boyfriend to get rid of me

With a broom and a pillowcase and a copy of Reader's Digest

You can't go back to bed until you're sure I'm actually dead

Well I don't want anything

I didn't even want to be here

But Adam and Eve or whatever

And I'm just trying to eat rats

Are you telling me you'd rather have rats in the house than me?

Mostly I just want to be left alone

Crawl around in your attic

Just waiting to die