sTARDUST bALLROOM Lyrics

Why don't you go to the sTARDUST bALLROOM

Ma sooner or later there comes a point in a man's life

When he's gotta face some facts

And one fact i gotta face is that

Whatever it is women like i ain't got it

I chased after enough girls in my life

I went to enough dances

I got hurt enough i don't wanna get hurt no more

I just called up a girl this afternoon

I got a real brush off boy

I figured i was past the point of being hurt

But that hurt

Some stupid women who i didn't wanna call up

She gave me the brush

I got feelings you know i had enough pain

No thanks ma

Marty

No

I'm just a fat little man

A fat ugly man

You're not ugly

I'm ugly i'm ugly i'm ugly

Marty

Ma leave me alone

Ma what do you want from me

What do you want from me

I'm miserable enough as it is

Alright so i'll go to the sTARDUST bALLROOM

I'll put out a blue suit and i'll go

And you know what i'm gonna get for my trouble

Heartache a big night of heartache