The Rager Lyrics

Ah shit I punched him in the face

It wasn't my fault

In the mosh pit he was making a disgrace

The tunes were causing a ruckus

And the larger was playing tricks on my pace

I ran from the scene, quick escape

I was on the beach dropping some pretty sweet moves

Steal the ray bans and disappear on a pursuit

To find a place to safely piss

Collapse in the ice cream shop

The booze left the system but the screams of the people I will never miss

Bad DJs in Golders Green

Your party's shit mate get the fuck off the scene

The uncomfortable crackheads of the KFC have got better cred than these losers

(Ah ah, ah ah)

(Ah ah, ah ah)

Ah mate the baselines on the groove

That's a start I think we can improve

The typical punk rock thirteen year olds got a song or two

Oi Alex Turner will you please just move

The bad fried chicken and warm Moretti don't come for free

We've been working on this crap for years

We've only just nailed the twatty twelve a.m. look

Get on the runway

Get in the leather trousers

I think we've accomplished something

Only took a decade and a few hours

Oh shit, oh dear

I'm no longer runner up for bellend of the year

I swear that's what I feared

A twat in a leather jacket making everyone disappear

It seems the good weather is coming to an end

Hibernation will bring me to my crippling end

It doesn't look like The Rager is happening after all

I made a tit of everything I know and everything I stand for

It seems the good weather is coming to an end

Hibernation will bring me to my crippling end

It doesn't look like The Rager is happening after all

I made a tit of everything I know and everything I stand for

Oh shit, oh dear

I'm no longer runner up for bellend of the year

I swear that's what I feared

A twat in a leather jacket making everyone disappear

Oh shit, oh dear

I'm no longer runner up for bellend of the year

I swear that's what I feared

A twat in a leather jacket making everyone disappear

I made a tit of everything I know and everything I stand for

The Rager will never happen