Internet Song Lyrics

Gather round kids

I'll tell you all some stories of what life was like before the internet

We wandered round

Our neighborhoods aimlessly

Lighting things on fire and smoking cigarettes

And your dad

Probably tried pot

If he said he didn't then he is a liar

He met your mom

When she was passed out on the floor at a party

And that's why they don't let you outside

Oh gather round kids

I'll tell you all some stories of what it was like before Facebook ruined everything

We went to concerts

To watch the performers

Not staring at a livestream on our cell phone screens

We did nice things for each other

Without posting about it on our status

We got in fights

And beat the crap out of eachother

With our fists instead of through nasty comments

Gather round kids

I'll tell you all some stories of what it was like before Instagram ruined pictures

We used cameras and got the film developed

And people couldn't even hide behind filters

Now your dad is looking at porn on Tumblr

And your mom is cheating on your dad through Tindr

Swipe right

Does anyone remember

The days when we used to like to go outside?

Gather round kids

I'll tell you all some stories of what life was like before the internet

We wandered round

Our neighborhoods aimlessly

Lighting things on fire and smoking cigarettes

And your dad

Took a bunch of acid

Met your mom

And they cut all of their classes

Went to a party and conceived you on the floor

And that’s why they don't let you outside anymore

Yea that’s why we don't let kids outside