I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham Lyrics

I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham

I remember I was heading for a Seven Eleven a Stop-n-Go or Mister M

You were home drinking I was out thinking It's probably either us or them

I tried to hail a taxi but he shouted you should fax

He screamed you'd better get some rem

Sleep

There ain't no use in waking I ate up all the bacon and I do not like green eggs and ham

At the counter stood an Arab who was waiting on Cherub buying condoms and a can of Spam

He didn't play the lottery and just then it occurred to me a lottery is what I am

I stood in line for hours with a six-pack and five dollars like a mark awaits a two-bit scam

Felt like a creep

The game that you've been playing can't be won without me saying that I do not like green eggs and ham

And just as I was leaving a lady of the evening grabbed my arm and gently took my hand

She led me to a bedroom that had very little headroom and she asked me if I had a band

I whispered to her slowly that I wasn't feeling holy and she promised me a whole new land

A place to keep

I said listen to me honey I don't really have the money and I do not like green eggs and ham

I finally made it back to where you passed out in your favorite chair cuddling with your tenth beer can

I carried you to bed where you kind of slipped into a nightmare while I shook my head and whispered damn

Lying there beside you and feeling so outside you I was thinking it would be just grand

To get some sleep

And I still don't have an answer but after all these years I am sure that I do not like green eggs and ham

Not in a house not with a mouse not in a car not in a bar I do not like green eggs and ham

Not on a boat not with a goat on a train or in the rain I do not like green eggs and ham

I would not eat them here or there I wouldn't eat them anywhere I do not like them Sam I am

I put up with a lot of things I bought her cars and diamond rings but I do not like green eggs and ham

I'll put up with a lot of things

I'll buy you cars and diamond rings

But I will not eat green eggs and ham

No I do not like green eggs and ham