She Thinks I'm Gay Lyrics

Now see this girl and her mother developed a plan

They say I'm gay

They say I am in love with a man

And I like dudes, but dude

One thing I don't understand

Is how I'm gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay,

That doesn't make sense to me

Was it because I dumped you and especially

Because you thought that, that we were meant to be

'Cause we were not

Fuck you and the M-P-3-C-D I made you

Willingly gave you some

I should've known that you were lazy bum

You never did shit, did you, except for dishes

Sometimes you would bitch, and not even do shit 'cause

I was working two jobs, trying to make money

I'm lying, 'cause now I'm just dying to get away from you

And start up a new life, you gave me a bum ticker

I hate you and the one thing that I did figure is

No way, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay

Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight

I know, it don't matter who I date

Cause even though I'm straight, she thinks I'm gay

Hey, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay

Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight

I know, it don't matter who I date, she'll say I'm gay

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay

I know you're mad that we broke up, you kept it inside you

You're ready to explode and I have been lied to

So leave me alone, I can't believe that I liked you

Now I'm gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay

Simply 'cause I do not like you

Understand that Ryan is the type of guy

Who doesn't like drama

That your fucking mama faces, so you know

I'ma cut off all the bracelets that you gave me

You're such a baby, wondering if maybe

I'm gay, you're crazy

Me and Bill agree, you and your mom are lazy

Just a couple of sluts who do what they think

Whatever they do is all good and gravy

Just remember I'm gay, there's way you can date me

And though we're friends

There's no way I could love you ever, ever again

You're fucked up in the head and I'm saying that

No way, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay

Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight

I know, it don't matter who I date

Cause even though I'm straight, she thinks I'm gay

Hey, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay

Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight

I know, it don't matter who I date, she'll say I'm gay

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay

Okay, let's just say I'm gay, let's pretend I am

Does that make you a man, yup, you are man

Plus your name is Danielle, that sounds like a man's name

I guess Im gay, gay, gay, gay, gay

And now you are trying to call me

Hate to say it, but you will be single always

So I'll mingle, with every single Holly, Pam, or Molly

That I meet inside of the Hollywood building

Fuck you and your cheating mom

I never thought you would ever be the drama that I hate

So I'ma put a stop to all of this drama

Fuck you and your mom

I bet you never thought that I would write a song

But, but, you're wrong, so just follow along

Fuck it, here's the words that you can hear in the song

So bye bye, I'm gone, kiss HighTyde so long, I tried talking but

No way, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay

Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight

I know, it don't matter who I date

Cause even though I'm straight, she thinks I'm gay

Hey, it don't matter what I say, she thinks I'm gay

Okay, it don't matter anyway, I know I'm straight

I know, it don't matter who I date, she'll say I'm gay

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay