Profile Picture (Extended Remix) Lyrics

Hey look at my profile picture

Don't I look so glam

I hope we never meet cos you

Won't know who the fuck I am

I didn't need to use any make up

This picture is totally made up

Bye bye pimple, bye bye crater

I've got more filters than a percolator

Vanity

Insanity

It's a very strange quirk of humanity

Plastic

Fantastic

But the consequences can be drastic

Hey look at my cover photo

Don't I look divine

Sparkling eyes and luscious lips

It's a shame they're not really mine

Soft focus and pouting to the max

Add a few stickers to cover up the cracks

When I'm finished I reckon I oughta

Look half the age of my teenage daughter

But it's not enough, no it's not enough

Just a virtual diamond in a virtual rough

I need a physical appearance that really rocks

So fill me up with silicon and pump me full of botox

Give me eyelashes thick enough to stand on

And eyebrows sharp enough to cut your hand on

Chop and slice right down to the bone

Then suck out all the fat until I weigh five stone

Vanity

Insanity

It's a very strange quirk of humanity

Plastic

Fantastic

But the consequences can be drastic

But before I call it quits and

Decide to cut my losses

I think I'd like my teeth to look

More insanely white than Ross's

And finally to reach the very

Pinnacle of class

I want my lips to look like a baboon's arse

Why would you do that to yourself?

Is it cos you are afraid of being left on the shelf?

You're trying to look seventeen

But you're face is looking like it's made of plasticine

Why would you do that to yourself?

Is it cos you are afraid of being left on the shelf?

You're trying to look seventeen

But you're face is looking like it's made of plasticine

Why would you do that to yourself?

Is it cos you are afraid of being left on the shelf?

You're trying to look seventeen

But you're face is looking like it's made of plasticine

Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

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Why would you do that to yourself?