The LBJ Lyrics

I was walking down the street

One sunny day

A girl with hips that won't quit

Was coming my way

I tipped my hat

To my sexy Democrat

But she looked the other way

What's up with that

Hey

What about the LBJ

I said, Hey

What about the LBJ

Well, to see why that white girl

Treated me so mean

I got in my pick-up truck

A Jumbo machine

Drove down to Stonewall

To the Johnson house

The chicken ranch

You know what I'm talking about

A brood of chicks

Stood in a line

They told me their names

One at a time

There was Dena, Tina, Sheena,

Gina, Lena, and Pina

I thought that totally absurd

Then the last to come in

Was named Lady Bird

Hey

Where's my LBJ

I said, Hey

Where's my LBJ

Well, I moved on

And knocked on the door

A long haired hippie teacher

Laid on the floor

Rufus Cornpone

Was foaming at the mouth

Talking about conspiracies

I never heard about

I said Hey

Are you the LBJ

I said Hey

Are you the LBJ

He was ranting away

About the Wabash Cannonball

It was a plane he was on

In the Second World War

He preached "Defecation

Will save your life

And the Great Society

Will punish the Whites!"

I said Hey

Give me more LBJ

That's right

Give me more LBJ

Smith, he dreams about the LBJ

Kelly, he hopes for the LBJ

Steve, he knows about the LBJ

We all want more LBJ

I said Hey

Give me more LBJ

I said Hey

Give me more LBJ

I want more LBJ

Give me more LBJ

I want more LBJ

Give me more of LBJ

I want more LBJ

Give me more LBJ

I want more LBJ

Give me more LBJ