The Conversion Song Lyrics

The preacher sat down

And told us

His story

Of how he converted

The animals of

The Garden

He met with the king of the wolves

Deep in

The forest

He bowed so low he could smell

The breath of

The earth

He asked the king to gather

All the wolves and

Their foxes

And he would teach them

How to live

Forever

With bread and wine

The preacher met all of

His children

He taught them the good book and

How to earn heaven

He poured out his wine 

And broke his bread for the

Communion

He promised if they ate

They'd have eternal

Life

His words pierced their souls

And they longed for the blood and

The body

So each ate and

Each drank

A portion

But something went wrong

The sacrament wasn't

So sacred

They lept up and choked up

As spirits departed

Their bodies

Then the hunter of men

Skinned their bodies

So cleanly

With pelts piled high

He said

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

He sold his pelts

He sold himself

He showed his pelts

He showed himself

He sold his pelts

He sold himself

He showed his pelts

He showed himself because

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money

I convert you

I convert you

To money