I'm Happy Lyrics

She makes more money than I do

She's like Rogers, Bell and Fido

The prettiest girl in high school

Can't control her

She makes her own rules

Her teachers wanna fail her

Cause she gave me by the trailer

Woman nuh cry, but she's a wailer

Bob's real daddy was a sailor

Like MC Hammer, had to nail her

With precision, like a tailor

I make her scream out murder

Buy new bed sheets, she's a squirter


Spontaneous and so nasty

In the bathroom at the party

She's so flirty, talking dirty

I'm the sugar in her cerci

I had sex last night, I'm happy

Those girls just trying to trap me

Their boyfriends try to attack me

Exhausted, feeling nappy

I had sex last night, I'm happy

Those girls just trying to trap me

Their boyfriends try to attack me

I'm exhausted, feeling nappy

I had sex last night, I'm happy

First a white girl, then a blackie

I'm feeling good, looking dappy

I like them firm, not flappy

I like 'em curvy and stacky

I'm a dog, I chase the catty

She's so sexy and so sassy

Want war, fights like an Apache

She's so touchy and so feelie

Good friends, just like Whodini

Needle eye, so teeny

Been with Beenie

Been with Steenie

Independent, I'm needy

She ain't hungry, she's greedy

Says please come over and see me

I grant her wish like a jeanie

I had sex last night, I'm happy

Those girls just trying to trap me

Their boyfriends try to attack me

I'm exhausted, feeling nappy

I had sex last night, I'm happy

Those girls just trying to trap me

Their boyfriends try to attack me

I'm exhausted, feeling nappy

She's so crafty and she's shafty

No Sharona, she get the mackie

Buy her groceries, she likes to pack eh

She used to date an Iraqi

Sophisticated lady

Wouldn't want her to have my baby

First time I hit it, she said pay me

Now she crave me


She has pretty toes, I like to suck them

I kiss her titties, and I rub them

She buys gifts for all my children

My enemies, she wanna kill dem

I love ladies, I thrill them

Every single hole, you know I fill them

I find the beauty that's within them

Make it my duty just to drill them