My Funeral Lyrics

If I died would you come to my funeral?

Would come with your friends

Or would you come alone?

And would your family forgive me?

For all the bad things I said and I did to you

Well!

Well you better figure out

Because about now

I'm two drinks away from being six feet in the ground

And I love it

All gas no brakes pumping

How fast do you think that I can chug

This something in my cup

It's fucked my stomach

And my friends can't tell I'm fucked

So they fill another up

I got no service on my phone

No point in calling home

But I fumbled my disguise

Tell my momma that I tried

But I'm drowning on my own

Who knew I'd die alone

Is anybody home?

Nope!

Just like I was young

And I'm fucking with the chum

Drinking like a fish

I'll have another fifth

Then a sixth then an eighth

Blowing smoke I think I'm great

Not good just ok

Hyperventilate

When you see the fucking cake

Hyperventilate

When you see the fucking cake

Hyperventilate

When you see the fucking

Friends smoke chronic

My bitch bionic

She top me off fast

And I came like sonic

I'm a genius

Not my fault if you can't see it

Six mother fucking boys white like semen

See this

Hate my face

I was born with it

Gymnast twist my dick like a baton with it

Pass it off

And I'm flaming such a

Wish you could try me

I'll fuck you up quick

There's no bitch up inside me

Fists like insomnia

Staying up tight in your face like makeup

Watch your blood drip drip no team Jacob

I got your fucking bitch and I'm screwing up her makeup

No one in the corner has swagga like us

I had a best friend try to kill me no trust

Blame it on the drugs but I still do drugs

Cause you were never cool enough to be like us

And you will never sign a fucking deal like us

And you will never live up in the hills like us

And you will never meet your fucking idols

Got the feet up at recitals

And I wish that I could be you sike!

If I died would you come to my funeral?

Would you come with your friends

Or would you come alone?

And would your family forgive me?

For all the bad things I said and I did to you

Well!

If I died would you come to my funeral?

Would you come with your friends

Or would you come alone?

And would your family forgive me?

For all the bad things I said and I did to you

Well!

Hyperventilate

When you see the fucking cake

Hyperventilate

When you see the fucking cake

Hyperventilate

When you see the fucking cake

Hyperventilate

When you see the fucking

We were only trying to drown her!