Spinster Lyrics

You want to see the show

I said I'll pick you up at eight

But at nine you're still alone

By ten you're blowing up my phone

Old crinkle face

Won't break my duritanium heart

Need to get out of this place

Banging on the walls

Going to tear this house down

Getting out of this town

Heading for the bridge

Spinster what are you waiting for

You think Newton's law won't work anymore

You're just pseudo psycho to me

Spinster change you're attitude

With your cowboy hat and your words so crude

You're just pseudo psycho to me

My Tinder photo is hot

When you arrive, jackpot

We do some pizza, Netflix and chill

But by 2AM I call Uber and then

I wake you up and send you back to Vancouver

Have a pork roast

You are what you eat

Time to trade you in

You are obsolete

Spinster what are you waiting for

Do you think Newton's law won't work anymore

You're just pseudo psycho to me

Spinster change you're attitude

With your Harley hat and your words so crude

You're just pseudo psycho to me

Got to get out

Ooh let me out of here

Got to get out of here

Got to get out

Ooh let me out of here

Got to get out of here

Gotta get

Let me get outta here

Gotta get

Gotta get outta here

Gotta get

Let me get outta here

Gotta get

Gotta get outta here

Words and Music by: Christopher Rippel

©2023 Music by Ripsongs (BMI)