Touch-Tone Lover Lyrics

When you come to realize you drank too much cheap beer

I'll whisper something stupid like I love you in your ear

And making no exceptions I'll talk dirty to your friends

Cause talking leads to money in my pocket in the end

I'm just a man more like your dad than an actor on TV

But you call me and tell me who and I'll say he is me

No personal checks, no money orders, CODs, or cash

I'm your 2D lover baby push me in your

Ask me any questions and I'll tell you horny lies

I'm the love The Beatles said that money never buys

If you never wanted a man to call your own

Here's my 1 900 number, call me on the phone

It's really not that difficult but you know it's getting hard

And just for your convenience I'll take Visa, Mastercard

Just one thing before you start to lifting up your dress

If you could kindly give the the number off your dad's AM Express

Ask me any questions and I'll tell you horny lies

I'm the love The Beatles said that money never buys

And if you never wanted a man to call your own

Here's my 1 900 number, call me on the phone

So if you watch the late show and you see me on the screen

Let your fingers do the walking but always keep it clean

I'm your 2D lover, babe, I won't leave you depressed

Plug me into your receiver and let me do the rest

Ask me any questions and I'll tell you horny lies

I'm the love The Beatles said that money never buys

And if you never wanted a man to call your own

Here's my 1 900 number, call me on the phone

So if you tip pizza man with more than just your change

And if you're into something kinky, wild and pretty strange

I'm the one your mama said would never steer you wrong

And for your five bucks a minute, babe, I'll last you all night long

Ask me any questions and I'll tell you horny lies

I'm the love The Beatles said that money never buys

And if you never wanted a man to call your own

Here's my 1 900 number, call me on the phone

Call me on the phone

Call me on the phone