Skunk Frank Lyrics

A silly crooked man with the jolliest van

Been driving streets all day to accomplish his plan

Nobody knows him other than by a nickname

Skunk Frank it is, despite his once lost fame

He's been mocking people's laughs through shop's window glass

Until an ex-superhero came and kicked his ass

For a single penny piece, Frank would get any disease

For a cigarette roll, he'd even say word please

Well, he's your handsome magazine model man

Of a true romance, he's a devoted fan

Hats off to you, Mr. Skunky Frankie

All ladies are going mad for your hanky panky

It's pretty late at night and he's looking like a shite

Taking way too many shots and he scans for a fight

But he's a silly crooked man with the jolliest van

And this night ain't gonna end quite by his plan

Oh he's your handsome magazine model man

Of a true romance, he's a devoted fan

Hats off to you, Mr. Skunky Frankie

All the ladies are going mad for your hanky panky

I said the handsome magazine model man

Of a true romance, he's a devoted fan

Hats off to you, Mr. Skunky Frankie

All the ladies are going mad for your hanky panky

You dirty little skunk!