Problem Solved Lyrics

God bless you Our Lady of Anesthesia

You're always there when I really need ya

I love you and I hate you so

But you'll be with me when its time to go

Life is fine in your domain

Where nothing's lost and nothings gained

For gains will just get lost again

Yes, life is good if you pretend

A note on the table that's how I was told

As the bacon burned and the eggs got cold

She'd had enough of whatever we were

Seems she didn't love me but we both loved her

Orange juice is good with breakfast and vodka

And every sad song by Frank Sinatra

An hour went by, then went by again

As me, not us finally sunk in

Then it all slowed down as time collapsed

And now just crawled into the past

The future waited uninvolved 

Then finally left, problem solved

So you tell me that she broke your heart

You can feel the damn thing fall apart

Is this how love's supposed to work?

And what have I got to kill the hurt

Be careful when you make a wish

Sometimes the easy way's a bitch

I envy you, that might sound dumb

But at least you feel something, I'm just numb

See, it all slowed down as time collapsed

And now just crawled into the past

The future waited uninvolved 

Then finally left, problem solved

Problem solved

Problem solved