Mr. Officer Lyrics

Mr. Officer - Vybz Kartel

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Bookey Feds dem a move spooky

Mi a drive in from Grange in

with a pound a di marijuana

Police pull mi ova

Step tu mi car officer weh yuh wah?

Him seh, wah da mi smell pan you

Wah nuh green sum'em deh a nuh callaloo

Yuh must go a jail bwoy wat yuh gonna do?

Mi light up mi weed an say

Squaddy mi na stop bun my ganja

So cum put on di hand cuff dem

Memba mi must get bail

Carry mi go jail, a in deh di high grade sell

Mr officer, low mi wi du ganja

Mr officer, a gun yuh fi look fa

Mr officer, nuh arrass di Gaza

Mr officer, mi remember

Di first weed weh mi a bunni bout mi ten

Mi haffi light it again an out it again

Is like a man a play a riddim in a my head

It mek di place get dizzle and mi eye red

instantly mi hungry nuh b****c****t

Mi haffi f**k up sum crackers an a dry bread

With two bun with a bulla and a fry egg

An when di kitchen empty mi guh a my bed

Mi tun big man now use one light one

Any man try coke, fi guh try dead

Squaddy charge me and Bobo shabba fi di weed

And say tu court wi invited

But di judge advocate fi di herbs

She dash out di case

It sign a die it dead

And she love di smell when it's lighted

And she style the police as a lice head

Squaddy mi na stop burn my ganja

So cum put on deh hand cuff dem

Memba mi must get bail

Carry mi go jail, a in deh di high grade sell

Mr officer, low mi wi du ganja

Mr officer, a gun yuh fi look fa

Mr officer, nuh arrass di Gaza

Mr officer, yow knot nice

Mi nuh haffi put it in a nuh triple beam scale

After a nuh cocaine is a weed sale

King pin a weh nuh good draw yah come

General degree a tell mi seh a dun a greens vale

Him being former fi link Mr palmer

Him sell it in a wholesale and in a retail

Hmmmhmmm wat a pretty weed in every detail

Mi mek a trailer load a money from a weed sale

Mi read two Psalm, hold a fresh hold a dress

And sive out di swim round weh I steam

Mi step in a count lawyer pan di left

Lawyer pan di right, what a nice team

If me fi guh jail fi di weed mi a smoke

I wouldn't be di first in a my scheme

But from di looks weh mi see di judge I seal

And mi know this softer Dan ice cream

Squaddy mi na stop burn my ganja

So cum put on deh hand cuff dem

Memba mi must get bail

Carry mi go jail, a in deh di high grade sell

Mr officer, low mi wi du ganja

Mr officer, a gun yuh fi look fa

Mr officer, nuh arrass di Gaza

Mr Officer