Vibrators Are A Girls Best Friend Lyrics

Some think that it's not lady like

Some think that it's uncouth

But I say why hide behind

The obvious

Truth

A kiss on the hand

May be quite continental

But vibrators are a

Girl's best friend

A partner is great

But they won't always get you to

Oh God place

Or help you find your O Face

Love is great but it's a fact

Sometimes they don't where your G-spot is

It's true and sad

Wether big and black

Or small and fast

These cocks always will last

Vibrators are a girls best friend

Bullets

Wands

Thrusters

Air Pulsators

Come on little Rabbit

Let's show em how to do it

Stop

Uh uh uh

This ain't only fans

Oo key change

There may come a time when your

Love's out of town

Vibrators are a girls best friend

Oh right there

There may come a time when he's

Had just a little bit too

Much to drink

And you are very horny

It's always hard,

No blow job needed

Just one click and

You're ready to go

Let your friend make you uh

Then go cuddle with your chum

Vibrators are a girls best friend

I don't mean dildos

That's a really big difference

One you gotta put in the Dishwasher to clean

The other you just wipe down

With the towelette every once in a While plug into the wall and have A good time

But vibrators

Vibrators

Ooo come on doctor diagnosed me With melancholy

Those vibrators are a girls best

Best friend