Don't Let Pepper Fool You Lyrics

The President picks his nose when he's alone

I call Eurydice up on my crisis phone

The fall of something small feels like a big deal to me

You paint your fingernails the colour of TV

But it's a change you have to squint your eyes to see

When you only think in Dada, the results are slow to come

Post-it notes remind me to take my pills but not where I come from

The fall of something small feels like a big deal to me

Get me serene, I'll show you stars you've never seen

And we'll be singin'

I'm your heart, I can stop any time

Don't let Pepper fool you

The light you see from the stars when they shine

Left home a thousand years ago tonight

And there they wuz

Now, melted cheese bothers my knees, I got a house in Toblerone

I can only do my magic trick when I am all alone

The house across the street eventually got sold

I vouch for neighbour kids who get left out in the cold

God made the mildew if God made the mold

I think if I would drink more agua, all my problems would disappear

I could slip the surly bonds of earth and my pee would come out clear

I could sing to you with a heart that's true

I would get some dental care

I would throw my hands up in the air and wave 'em like I just don't care

I think there's something there

And we'll be singin'

I'm your heart, I can stop any time

Don't let Pepper fool you

The light you see from the stars when they shine

Left home a thousand years ago tonight

And there they wuz

Oh, when you're motherless and your hair's a mess

If you can count to three on the Rosary, my child, be blessed

And how strange, now you're in and out of range

Am I a soul that can't be saved?

And there I was

Ahhhhhhhhhhmen!