I was somewhere east of Java

Lost my keys and my phone

Wearing only a balaclava

Wondering if I'd get home


It started to rain and thunder

Electric light in the air

What was this spell I was under?

How did I get there?

I went fishing with my good time buddy

It was some kind of business trip

The sky above started spinning in circles

The earth below started to slip

I was calling out for my mother

But she's on the other line

That's how you know you're seeing the devil up close for the first time


And then, my good time friend

He was never seen again

It took a little time

I'm not fashionably inclined

Just put me down for whatever robe you can find in my size