If Lil Culture Was A Dog Rn, His Tail Would Be Deadass Waggin Lyrics

If Lil Culture was a dog right now, his tail would be deadass wagging

If Lil Culture was a frog right now, he'd be on a log with his long johns sagging

If Lil Culture was God right now, he'd be on God bragging

If Lil Culture was a computer right now, he'd be downloading multiple copies of Fortnite

Lil Culture spent 872 days underwater

Lil Culture got bored down there, so he became an underwater vlogger

Then he quit vlogging and started livestreaming Frogger

Lil Culture eventually became friends with an otter

But Lil Culture ended up falling in love with the otter's daughter

She was over 18 and had a big booty on her

But her dad was mad, said Lil Culture's a goner

So Lil Culture put poison in the otter's starburst

Turned him into a star and then made the star burst

Ran him over, but of course he got in his car first

Gave him an uppercut and cut him up just like a barber

If you're hearing this right now, that means you didn't skip the song, so thank you

Lil Culture out, baby