Bag O' Lime Lyrics

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

Driving home late last night

You were taken by surprise

You never saw what you ran over

Shit, It's the pet you bought your daughter

Now, don't you even bother

With the black bags in the gutter

Bag o' lime and a shovel

Fifteen quid from B&Q

Nobody asks any questions

Nobody will have a clue

Bag o' lime and a shovel

And all your problems are through

Nobody asks any questions

Nobody will think it's you

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

Sneaking in the living room

With those filthy, muddy shoes

The next thing that is heard

You knocked over her Nana's urn

If your wife finds out

You'll be buried in the ground

Bag o' lime and a shovel

Fifteen quid from B&Q

Nobody asks any questions

Nobody will have a clue

Bag o' lime and a shovel

And all your problems are through

Nobody asks any questions

Nobody will think it's you

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

Bag o' lime and it ain't no crime

I know that you don't wanna die

Got yourself in a heap

Now she knows what you've done and she will do ya

And she will do ya cheap

Your wife won't even bother

With your body in the gutter

Bag o' lime and a shovel

Fifteen quid from B&Q

Nobody asks any questions

Nobody will have a clue

Bag o' lime and a shovel

And all her problems are through

Nobody asks any questions

Nobody will know it's you

Bye