Time To Go Home Lyrics

Yeah so I get word from a whore set for the red door

Drink four foot to the floor and I'm heading for

Your daughters party and I'm drunk as fuck

Cause I saw she's nasty so I'm hissing in my truck

Rock up to the party high as fuck off rocks

saying Kia Ora how's your daughter cause I've bought her a box

Take your Kelly flakes and hump her moldy socks

Then I'm jumping in her bed like I'm Goldilocks

Now I was swimming in linen pinning your daughter in the wrong light

Told her to get a bag, it's gonna be a long night

Crushed up the Plan B and put it in her long white

Then I heard her dad yelling "Boy you picked the wrong night!"

Gapped it out on the deck, with a bottle of becks

And the fucking cunt came up, and throttled my neck

I told him he was looking green and smelling like a poo-Shrek

And it was funny till he kicked my ass to Quebec!

I wake up and I never felt worse hell

Swearing every day that I have been cursed hell

Waking up dying in a thirst well

Feeling like that I might need a nurse hell

I wake up and I never felt worse hell

Swearing every day that I have been cursed hell

Waking up dying in a thirst well

Feeling like that I might need a nurse hell

Yeah I was at RnV it was ten to three

I was looking for a chick I could RnP

Listening to Bru-C I fall down on one knee

And start to see

A young biddy chase after me

So I tell her G'day like where ya from

"Whangarei"

I told her she's hot and a brother ain't gay

And she said "Hey!" and fucking slapped me silly

That's when I saw that this fucking chick had a willy

My demeanor shifted like it was fast and furious

Surely it won't hurt to ask I'm curious

I asked can I see and she grasped it with glee

And it sucked to see she had aa bigger PP than me

Yeah I slapped him so hard I fucking popped his acne

Cunt threw up his hands and fucking knocked one at me

Then all of a sudden like ten cops attacked me smacked me cracked me

And fucked me abstractly

After that it all faded to black got dropped to back Ormond road

But I was still intact

Made it to the front door and I bent and yacked

Then I hit the floor and a brother just kacked

I wake up and I never felt worse hell

Swearing every day that I have been cursed hell

Waking up dying in a thirst well

Feeling like that I might need a nurse hell

I wake up and I never felt worse hell

Swearing every day that I have been cursed hell

Waking up dying in a thirst well

Feeling like that I might need a nurse hell

I wake up and I never felt worse hell

Swearing every day that I have been cursed hell

Waking up dying in a thirst well

Feeling like that I might need a nurse hell

I wake up and I never felt worse hell

Swearing every day that I have been cursed hell

Waking up dying in a thirst well

Feeling like that I might need a nurse hell