Channel 7 Has One Less Viewer In Athens Lyrics

This place serves water in two states

I had ice in Minnesota and it melted

Please hold the North Dakota

This road has paved two lanes

I drove right into a lake

Instead of paying tolls

I'd rather drown than pay my way to a weigh station

I came back underwater

To find nothing

Good one I said my van got towed away

I saw leaves falling towards the cars

Leaving their destinations

Before I had a chance to call shotgun

To walk home I would have

To follow the constellations

But I doubt that I could even find the moon

Through the clouds and the rain

And tunnel vision

Someone pulled over and asked the situation

Could you I said

Drive me to Green Bay

Center lines pass on the left

And so did my van

I said that I just lost today