Bartender Song ft. Catherine Cromie Lyrics

I'm not the world's best bartender

Can't tell between my liquors and mixers

But I think you should be here tonight

It'd be my pleasure to show you a good time

I think what you really need

Is some good company

I'm not great with whiskey drinks

But I could be your shrink

Messed up your Jack and Coke

But I've got a few good jokes

Want your martini dry

I might not be your guy

But if you need a heart-to-heart

This'll be your favorite bar

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Couldn't make you a dark and stormy (no)

I'd pour a beer, but it would be too foamy (oh)

But I'd love to listen to your story (yo)

I wouldn't mind it if you tipped me poorly

So if you don't mind the alcohol

You can give me a call

Not great with whiskey drinks

But I could be your shrink

Messed up your Jack and Coke

But I've got a few good jokes

Want your martini dry

I might not be your guy

But if you need a heart-to-heart

This'll be your favorite bar

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Can't say I make a mean old fashioned

But making good conversation, that's my passion

Wouldn't recommend the cosmopolitan

But you could rant to me about your boss again

Honestly, I've never made a whiskey sour

But I'll be a good listener for a couple hours, hey

Who really needs an LIT

When you can get intoxicated on you and me

I understand if you'd rather go

Just wanna let you know

I'm not great with whiskey drinks

But I could be your shrink

Messed up your Jack and Coke

But I've got a few good jokes

Want your martini dry

I might not be your guy

But if you need a heart-to-heart

This'll be your favorite bar

Hey, hey, hey

I'm not great with whiskey drinks

But I could be your shrink (oh, yeah)

Messed up your Jack and Coke (whoa)

But I've got a few good jokes (hey, hey, hey)

Want your martini dry

I might not be your guy (whoa, yeah)

Said if you need a heart-to-heart

This'll be your favorite bar