The Duel, Pt. 2 Lyrics

There you are, man

Ah, Ross the Tantalum King!

Yeah that's right

So you finally found me!

It was pretty easy, you just ran into the basement of this church

Down here we are, here

What

At the cellar of the church

We're in the cellar of the church, Ross

Yeah man

And now no one can stop me

I can stop you, man

I know your real name, remember?

I know you're Herbert Feengler

I know how to take you down

Oh

Yeah man

Ah, alright, so you know my real name, do you?

I sure do man

And you know about the crimes I committed before

That got me put in the Industrial Science Museum for the Wickedhearted

Yeah, you punched the first alien that fell to Earth and stole his money

Then I guess you also know that I'm from the Lead Kingdom, huh?

Nobody sent me, I'm just a freelance murderer

I didn't know that, I didn't know that part, but now I do

What's that called?

What?

You're an assassin?

A hired, what's it called?

No

No, I'm not hired, I'm freelance

No you're like a horrible vagrant man

I don't know what I'm called but I'm Heebie Jeeber over here

You're like a vagrant that roams around and kills people

And now we gotta duel

Just like I dueled your brother

You didn't duel my brother man

You just shot him

You just came up and shot him, that's not a duel

That's not funny man, you killed a man in cold blood

Filled him up with lead

Hey man I've got pistols

I've got pistols, let's do a duel

You know what? Fine Jeeber

You and me, one-on-one

From the Lead Kingdom versus the Tantalum Kingdom

Sorry I had to sneeze there

Yeah I'll fucking kill you Jeeber, come on

Winner gets the Silver and Gold Kingdom, and the Tungsten Kingdom

No

And the Tantalum Kingdom, and the Lead Kingdom all the way across the continent

No I don't agree to that

Come on

Alright, you know what? Fine, I'll agree to your terms

You think you've got what it takes, Ross?

You're nothing

You're nothing to me, Ross!

Yeah yeah hand me the pistol Jeeber

Stop talking I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you over here

Come on over here

I'm supposed to sound peaceful, you broke my

Alright come on here's your pistol come on take it

There you go, now load it up

Alright alright here we go now

Ok here we go

Are you ready for this, Ross?

Ready as I'll ever be, Jeeber

Are you ready for what awaits you?

Sure am, Jeeber

Always been ready for that

I'm gonna be king of the world baby

I started as just a mercenary and now I'm gonna be king of the world

Ok

How about we just have this duel

Well Ross

Yeah

Ten paces till you die

Ten paces it is, Jeeber

One

Two

Ok, can we go a little faster than that

Ok fine

Three

Four

(Here we go)

Five

Six

Seven

I'm famous singer, songwriter, actor, record producer

And artist David Bowie from 1970s, and I'm here to stop the duel

Holy shit it's David Bowie from the 1970s

David, don't you know what this man's done?

We must make peace among the kingdoms

This will only start another war between the Tantalum Kingdom and the Lead Kingdom

So what?

That's the best case scenario for everyone involved, David Bowie

That's the best thing that could possibly happen

Shut the fuck up Jeebooooooh

David, listen, what if I just kill the Tantalum King now and we call it quits and forget

Heebie Jeeber if you don't hold your tongue I am going to cut it off

I am Ziggy Stardust as a reminder

Alright, but why are you here, and why didn't you come sooner

And what brought you here, where are you coming from?

Yes, I'm a starman who was waiting in the sky

I'd have liked to come sooner but I would have blown your minds

I'm Dave Robert Jones

More commonly known by my stage name David Bowie

And I'm one of the most

Influential artists of the 20th century

Alright well you do have a point there

I guess that is a fair point

I'm not gonna, we can't have a war

I can't kill David Bowie, anyway, but uh

Yeah, that's true, I'm not gonna really do that

Yeah so I guess we can't have this duel if he's gonna stand right in the middle there

Well we'll just have to put you through the legal system

Alright I guess we'll see how this plays out

Let them deal with you Jeeber

We'll see what happens yeah

I can tase David Bowie though, let's get him

No man don't tase David Bowie

Come on David come here

Yeah how do you like that