Tantalum King's Lament Lyrics

Hey baby

I guess you're wondering

Who's this new protagonist?

Why should I care who he is, or what his story is?

Well, let me tell you

My name is Ross

I'm the Tantalum boss

And I, I got this throne from my father

And when he made peace between the kingdoms

He gave me the Tantalum throne and he gave my brother the Tungsten throne

And we ruled so peacefully man

The peacefulest rulers you know

We loved everybody and our countries were happy

And everything went with the flow

Then Heebie fucking Jeeber came and killed my loving bro

Hey what the fuck Jeeber, why'd you let my brother go

You bastard Heebie Jeeber, I will never let this go

You've got no tungsten in your veins I know

Oh oh

Hey man

I hope you're digging the song so far

I just want you to remember that

The Tantalum King is the one with this cool voice

Hey baby, it's tough to be Ross the Tantalum King

Hey baby, my name is Ross

I'm Ross!

Hey man

I got a little carried away there

And though my brother's dead

He walks with me in spirit

We walk the fucking Earth

And no one has to hear it

Because we're ghosts now baby, and I'll be one soon

But first I've got to take Heebie Jeeber off of this world

And that's my purpose

That's my reason

That's the way it goes

Alright it's time for

A funky breakdown, now

Feel the tantalum in your soul

Music make you lose control

Feel the tantalum in your soul

Music make you lose control, yes

The tantalum runs through your veins

You won't let Heebie Jeeber keep his name

With tantalum in your veins

Avenge your brother's name

Avenge my brother's name

Avenge my brother's name

I loved my brother so much

Oh god, he was such a good person

Here we go!

How could he be misconstrued as the villain?

How could the Tungsten King be misconstrued as the villain?

I have to save the peace that we made

I've got to snort all the lemonade

Hey baby, it's the tantalum revenge

Ayy!

My life fucking sucks

But I'm gonna get revenge for my brother

My father died then Heebie Jeeber killed my brother

I hate my life, but I'm gonna see it through

And I won't, I won't, I won't

I won't be Heebie Jeeber

Won't be just like Heebie Jeeber

I will not be Heebie Jeeber

Never gonna be just like Heebie Jeeber

And I own all the tantalum

I'm the king of tantalum

I just wanted to emphasize that