how my cello broke in half Lyrics

If you're here

Then you probably know

That my cello has broken in half

In half

It feels so very long ago

But recent events have cleared the path

To discovering the root of this uncertain past

Last month

I showed this video

To some relatives

So I could brag about my fame

At once

I noticed that my bro

Wasn't even laughing...

Okay? (I mean, this is comedy gold, but whatever)

And he started slowly backing away

"What?"

I exclaimed

"Surely you don't know how this happened"

"You must please explain"

And he said, "I promise it was an accident"

I just wanted to scare

You by jumping out a closet

I didn't see the cello there

And happened to land on top of it

As I fell I heard a crack

And guess I never confessed that