Modern Love Story Lyrics

They matched together on Tinder and started to chat

And it was only a few days before he had her in the bag

Texting eachother back and forth and best friends on Snapchat

Made it official on Facebook and that was that

It's a modern love story played out by the teens

It's a modern love story and they're stuck to their screens

And so he asked her round

Looking for a shag

And of course she said yes because

He's such a nice lad

And it's a modern love story played out by the teens

Yeah it's a modern love story and they're stuck to their screens

And he used and abused her

And their Snapchat streak ceased

She fantasised a Hollywood boyfriend

He saw a piece of meat

And it's a modern love story played out by the teens

Yeah it's a modern love story and they're stuck to their screens

And he bragged to all his mates

While she cried to all hers

It's modern love and it is such a shame

That it's gonna get worse