I Saw Santa In A Country Bar Lyrics

Hey boys listen let me tell you

What this country boy just saw

I went into that rundown bar

You know the one right down the block

When I walked inside I saw the strangest thing

That I think I ever saw

I saw my exwife dancing cheek to cheek

With a man called Santa Claus

Well he was dressed in pure red velvet

He wore boots and a funny hat

And when they went into a dip

I could swear I heard him laugh

For a big fat man he could surely move

He was spry as an old tom cat

They danced and whirled the old two step

Near the table where I was at

Yeah boys listen let me tell you

I just couldn't believe my eyes

When they went outside

I was close behind

To where he had his reindeer tied

Well he helped her in his big ole sleigh

And with a click they were in the air

Now don't look at me like I'm insane

I haven't had a drink I swear

Well he was dressed in pure red velvet

He wore boots and a funny hat

And when they went into a dip

I could swear I heard him laugh

For a big fat man he could surely move

He was spry as an old tom cat

They danced and whirled the old two step

Near the table where I was at

Well he was dressed in pure red velvet

He wore boots and a funny hat

And when they went into a dip

I could swear I heard him laugh

For a big fat man he could surely move

He was spry as an old tom cat

They danced and whirled the old two step

Near the table where I was at

I saw her leave that country bar

With a man called Santa Claus