Jumble Sale Lyrics

I saw a sign for a jumble sale

Went on by thinking what the hell

I'll go and see what's up for grabs Broken toys and paving slabs

Some people think that's a load of tat

But I don't give a bric-a-brac about that

I'm making friends over dirty clothes Old man's pants and baby grows

When you see the sign you've got to go

Oh jumble sale

You make my dreams come true

So I come back to you

The grand draw well it drew my eye

And I was almost hypnotised cause first prize

Was tinned meat tinned fruit and stuff

And a grown man like me can never get enough of the tinned stuff

I'm always tempted by the carrot cake

But I suspect I'll get stomach ache Oh for goodness sake

And making change out of fifty pence

Well my financial advisor tells me that makes very good sense

When you see the sign you've got to go

Oh jumble sale

You make my dreams come true

So I come back to you

You see that's what I'm talking about you know

Some times I think about jumble sales maybe too much cause I don't get any refunds and I only bought one crutch

The toothbrush that I bought it was a stupid idea

It had a previous owner for a number of years

I get caught up in the atmosphere engulfed in the trash

Cause I don't need no credit card and I'm good for the cash

The electrical items I know they are not gonna work

I'm surrounded by video cassettes going berserk

I'm at a jumble sale

Yeah

Well the exercise equipment has barely been used

I'm at a jumble sale

Yeah

I'm surrounded by kids and I'm being abused

I'm at a jumble sale

Yeah

You know anything good is gone and it's gone too soon

I'm at a jumble sale

Under no other circumstances would I browse a collection of tea spoons

I'm at a jumble sale

I just bought a suitcase that smells of cat wee

I'm at a jumble sale

I bought a book that still belongs to the library

I'm at a jumble sale

I didn't mean to do wrong but I just bought a thong at a jumble sale Jumble sales

There's always time to rumble when you fumble in my jumble.

When you see the sign you've got to go

Oh jumble sale

You make my dreams come true

So I come back to you

Oh jumble sale

Even when it rains

You know I'll come back

One two a one two three again

Ju u u u u u um ble

Jumble Sale