You can't ask for tequila in a whiskey bar

Just wait for the dealer to deal the cards

You're standing too far

Away from the bar

They struggle to hear

You give them a laugh

They roll their eyes

I think you forget what you're like

Darling

I wish you were sweet

But you have crooked teeth

And you know everything

Darling

What did you mean?

When you said vodka clean

I think it's supposed to be neat

You're the tequila that I drank too fast

Darling

I wish you were sweet

But you have crooked teeth

And you know everything

Darling

What did you mean?

When you said vodka clean?

I think it's supposed to be neat