The Most Horrible Time of the Year Lyrics

It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the most horrible time of the year

With the kids jingle belling

And everyone telling you

Be of good cheer

It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the most horrible time of the year

With those holiday greetings

And gay happy meetings

Please give me a beer

It's the most horrible time of the year

There'll be parties for hosting

And frigid winds blowing

And caroling out in the snow

There'll be scary ghost stories

I sure hope they're gory

With lots of blood in the snow

It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the most horrible time of the year

If there'll be mistletoeing

Then I sure hope there's blowing

Come and suck my flesh spear

It's the most unbearable time of the year

It's the most horrible time of the year

I need lots of sex and booze

If I'm going to make it through

This cursed annual drear

It's the most horrible time of the year

Oough